Godwin’s Law is the assertion that if any online discussion continues for long enough, someone at some point will invoke Nazism. It’s like a rhetorical nuclear device – the point at which any attempt at reasonable discourse becomes as futile as trying to get a plumber out to fix your washing machine in the aftermath of an H-bomb.
So let’s to get it out of the way early this time and state the fact that Hitler was elected; that people voted him into power.
Gandhi, Che Guevara, Jesus. None of them ever won an election.
So democracy, eh? What a crock of shit.
Well, no. It’s obviously a facetious argument. But it illustrates a point about voting: you don’t always know what you’re going to get.
The Germans who willingly voted for Hitler – and yes, there were some who may have done so less willingly than others – did not necessarily vote for the Holocaust. They did not vote for six years of war and many more of austerity and starvation. They did not vote to see their cities turned to rubble.
There has been a lot of talk this week about voting. There have been campaigns to energise the country into registering to vote (because there’s an election coming up, you see) and celebratory stories about the record numbers who subsequently signed up.
But what bothers me is the unchallenged assumption, held almost universally across what I hate calling but can only really be described as the London media elite, that voting is – a priori – a good thing.
I am not against the idea of voting. I don’t believe in Russell Brand’s unhelpful, negative world view that the act of voting props up and legitimises an unfair and corrupt system.
I have voted in the past, I have not voted in the past, and I may or may not vote this time round.
But not voting is an entirely legitimate position to take. It does not render anyone automatically disenfranchised or voiceless. Those who choose not to vote are not necessarily apathetic. Some may be apathetic, just like many people who do go and put a cross next to a name they know next to nothing about.
For the act of not voting to be described as “the grey cynicism of indifference” as the usually excellent Alex Thomson does in his blog for Channel 4, is unfair and inaccurate.
Thomson’s emotive plea to non-voters to go and exercise their democratic right draws on his experience as a war reporter in Bosnia, West Africa and Libya to show what happens when the political void is filled by power-hungry warmongers.
But low voter turnout did not cause these conflicts or countless others around the world. The absence of a democratic process did.
People throughout history have been willing to die for the right to vote. That right includes the right not to vote. If there was any threat to that right, there’s no reason to think that those cynical apathetic non-voters wouldn’t fight to preserve democracy, whatever form that fight needs to take.
Not voting does not rule you out of debates about public policy. It does not mean you can’t complain about the tax on beer or the fracking going on in your back garden. It does not mean it’s your fault if politicians do things you don’t like.
The thing about voting is that, at best, it’s just taking a punt. It’s not unusual for Lib Dem voters to speak of their betrayal at the party’s U-turn over tuition fees after they became coalition partner in 2010. But it’s not that broken promise that I think best shows the disconnect between the action of voting and its effect.
Because how many former Labour voters who defected to the Lib Dems in 2010 could have known that those votes might help prop up a Tory government that took an axe to the Welfare State like none has before?
It’s certain that a fair proportion of those won over by Cleggmania five years ago would have been horrified by a welfare reform agenda that has seen the introduction of the hugely divisive ‘bedroom tax’ and an income reduction for 46,000 households through the capping of benefits?
That doesn’t mean to say these people were wrong to vote as they did, simply that voting is guesswork and that some people don’t want to throw the dice unless they know the odds.
The high turnout for the Scottish independence referendum has been hailed as an example of people becoming engaged in politics in a way that we haven’t seen for generations. But this was direct democracy. There was no doubt about what people were choosing when they cast their votes.
For me, the referendum and – more depressingly – the rise of Ukip on the back of its unwavering commitment to an EU exit can help explain why people might not want to vote. Put simply, we can’t guarantee what we’re voting for.
It is not necessarily apathy or indifference that will lead to so many people swerving the polling stations on 7 May. It is a lack of faith that any vote will match the desires or aspirations of the person casting it.
As for spoiling the ballot paper, if there is a decent argument to suggest that drawing a cock and balls on a piece of paper is any different from staying at home, I’m yet to hear it.